SO, it came to pass that renowned socialite Mutale Mwanza had been involved in an accident and escaped ‘unhurt’. Her new Toyota Fortuner however had its front end extensively damaged, and she was not happy about it. “No problem”, said her lover, “we’ll replace the machine”. In a post on her Facebook page, Mutale thanked God for preserving her life, saying she almost never made it to 2024. “Yesterday (Wednesday) I survived a ghastly road traffic accident, I still don’t know how this happened to be honest. I crashed my ‘Forch’. I’m still traumatised from it all and my legs are a little unstable but I am thankful to God for the gift of life. I was alone when this...