Archive: 10 November 2016

10 Nov 2016 | Joseph Mwenda

AND I wonder where Jean Kapata is when my sister Dora is toiling alone with my President.

10 Nov 2016 | Joseph Mwenda

Patriotic Behind

MY brain, if indeed I have any, processes at a very slow speed, so I wondered why most men on Facebook were repeatedly saying “We are BEHIND you Honourable!”

10 Nov 2016 | Joseph Mwenda

Parallel parking

ALL I want to hear right now is, ‘what is Zindaba Soko doing about the parking challenges that our diplomats are facing?

10 Nov 2016 | Joseph Mwenda

Oral enter-view

WITHOUT pre-emptying Uncle Bob Bashi Nono Sichinga’s advise to Christopher Mvunga, I would like to assure the minister of one thing: Sir, you are screwed!

10 Nov 2016 | Joseph Mwenda

I DON’T care about your manifesto, just show me your groove and you have my vote.

10 Nov 2016 | Joseph Mwenda

Seditious hangman

Chishimba KAMBWILI: “If talking about tribalism the way I did on TV is an offense, then I am hundred per cent guilty and I am ready to be hanged.”

10 Nov 2016 | Joseph Mwenda

Mwanya ba landlord

WE will get to GBM’s insults later, but first I need your help fellow voters. You see, I was quick to tell my daughter that there is never a time when insulting is appropriate.