ALTHOUGH he had foreseen his conviction and imprisonment through his binoculars, it appears Patriotic Front faction secretary general Raphael Nakacinda was not prepared for what he experienced during the two weeks he spent at Lusaka Central Correctional Facility, better known as Chimbokaila. He laments that he was treated like a murder suspect and criminal throughout his stay and that inmates were stacked up like sardines! Apparently, once you get one sleeping position, you have no choice but to stick to it until morning and there’s lots of sweat sharing, yikes! And you must be wondering, if men are stacked up like this as they sleep, are there any incidents where some inmates get ‘inappropriately excited?’ According to Nakacinda, the captains...