NO wonder he is called senior member of the BAR because his orders are always cold. PRESIDENT Lungu: “As President, I have dissolved Parliament today, but Article 104 of the Constitution allows me to continue in office until a new President is sworn in. The same law applies to my ministers. So having seriously interrogated...

I DON’T think Mr Chilubanama is man enough to stand his premature ejection. And by that, I don’t mean I met Mr Chilubanama at the urinary gutter and judged his endowment. Yes I know, that might be accurate, given the bitter pill he has been forced to swallow, but still more, that’s not what I...

LETS face it, the Constitution Court works like a condom; it knows that its job is to protect the two individuals, but it can chose to mess up both if they are being rough. Well, in the condom scenario, the gentle partner ends up paying for the unnecessary aggression of the other, but again, isn’t...

JUST when I was about to give up reading Chibamba Kanyama’s Business and Finance column, it has finally paid off. Thanks to you uncle CK, I am now thinking outside the box. Soon, my grandfather and I will be millionaires and we are already making business cards, as you advised uncle CK, for our growing...

IRIS, you were found guilty of producing a pornographic video with your boyfriend at college, what is your advice to young people? IRIS Kaingu: “I would say that they should not record themselves having sex? These things are meant to be private and even my own privacy has been taken away from me so much...

SORRY, grandma Inonge Wina, I am sure it feels very awkward that everyone is accusing you of ordering an illegal decree on the Copperbelt, and only you, can’t understand how they came to that conclusion.

MUMBI Phiri has every right to tell us how thin her husband is and how much he sweats through hard work to satisfy her.

THE only other person who is right apart from Dora Siliya this week is the news editor at the national broadcaster.

DOCTOR Boniface Fundafunda, I have always had a lot of respect for you, but now I am loosing it because of the way you are managing the distribution of essential drugs at Medical Stores.

IF a bunch of hungry Copperbelt University students can overpower a unit of anti-riot paramilitary police officers and grab their weapons, then I am sure these officers wear serious diapers when dealing with Jerabos – don’t ask me diapers for what.