SO MANY Zambians have twitted and posted Facebook messages of love and goodwill to the Mwanawasa family to mark seven years since the passing of Levy.

FATHER Stephen Mwape, please calm down; you don’t have to swear on your life when announcing your preparedness to wreak vengeance on the PF for swindling you.

I know he dresses like a disoriented chameleon, but my President, we must bring back Mr Bonny Kapeso to manage the police public affairs because this woman spokesperson keeps exposing us.

ALTHOUGH Charity Katanga talks and looks like Annie Kansiime, I think she is a much more serious kapokola than our Inspector General of Police.

YOU know that the murder his son committed really hit him hard if he couldn’t even remember one flamboyant word when police picked him up for questioning.

ARMY Commander Lt General Paul Mihova has written to my President, seeking permission to dismiss the soldier who posted a picture of the Head of State on Facebook next to a cartoon character SpongeBob SquarePants with a caption "Same or Different?"

I DON’T like this kind of stampede around my Linda

IF you hate Rupiah Banda, then you must have a malfunctioning sense of humour.

I NEVER thought after Fackson Shamenda, Zambia would see another trade unionist, more provocative and resilient than him.

SHALL we just say God made man; man made money, money made man mad, and one such mad man is Goodwell.