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Archive: 1 November 2016
1 Nov 2016
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Joseph Mwenda
Gogo Brave Madzimawe
THE installation of Henry Kanyanta Sosala as Paramount chief Chitimukulu and the colourful Ukusefywa Pang'wena, like every other big ceremony, exposed some disappointing facts.
1 Nov 2016
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Joseph Mwenda
Hippopotamus
IF someone told him that he could now inject patients with the doctorate he received from Californian Beverages (or whatever the name of the university), then we must thank Dr Chishimba Kambwili that he first tried it on himself.
1 Nov 2016
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Joseph Mwenda
Hell in Heaven
I AM not joking, if God doesn’t allow me to go to Heaven, I will kill myself because I can’t afford to miss this epic fight in paradise between Alice Banda and Faith Kandaba.
1 Nov 2016
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Joseph Mwenda
Bitter mustache
MAYBE my fear is misplaced, but I am still not going to mess with the American Ambassador on this one because that muzungu looks like he spends some time in the gym.
1 Nov 2016
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Joseph Mwenda
Healthy testicles
I STILL don’t understand, how on earth we would confirm that Dr Canisius Banda’s testicles are healthy, just by looking at them.
1 Nov 2016
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Joseph Mwenda
Fat fatter fattest
I DON’T think short people are naturally funny, but Dr Phiri wouldn’t have been this interesting if he was an inch taller.
1 Nov 2016
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Joseph Mwenda
Heads will roll
THIS was the biggest damn rally my President has ever organised; attended by thousands and followed by millions on television.
1 Nov 2016
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Joseph Mwenda
Bush party
SOMEONE should tell me when the People’s Party president finally announces which candidate he will vote for next year, maybe then I will be willing to listen to him, because right now he is not making sense to me.
1 Nov 2016
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Joseph Mwenda
Handsome nipatumba
MOSHO! Analume ngao ngao. I think Mr George Chisanga, you must consider building a statue for serious lawyers like this genius at the LAZ secretariat.
1 Nov 2016
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Joseph Mwenda
Edgar’s theft
MAGISTRATE Kunda Tantameni, please tell me just one thing and I won’t share it with anybody; why did you go ahead to convict Tebby Chilekwa when everybody knew that the man pleaded guilty to a wrong offence?
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