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Archive: 9 November 2016
9 Nov 2016
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Joseph Mwenda
Mulamu ni ndiyo
MY only piece of advice to you Dr Christine Kaseba is, don’t you dare invite Chishimba Kambwili to your running mate party because right now he is choking with envy and shame.
9 Nov 2016
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Joseph Mwenda
Round one
I DIDN’T go for the funeral because I hate that part when someone has to stand up in church and explain the cause of death.
9 Nov 2016
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Joseph Mwenda
Time for truth
SINCE Mr Elias Chipimo doesn’t smoke weed, I can only assume that he announced his decision to withdraw from the 2016 presidential race under the influence of madstupidiosis.
9 Nov 2016
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Joseph Mwenda
Missing bullet
IT remains a mystery where this bullet came from, but one thing that is clear is that two gunshots were fired in the air at Chrismar and one of them is still missing.
9 Nov 2016
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Joseph Mwenda
Ministry of Religious Punching
BECAUSE My President walks the talk, he made sure that immediately after announcing the Ministry of Religious Punching, members of the host church get the very first blessing, or should I say the very fist blessing.
9 Nov 2016
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Joseph Mwenda
Mexicana fury
AQUELLOS que nunca han visitado México pensarán Antonio es estúpida.
9 Nov 2016
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Joseph Mwenda
Love pimple
F it was my sister Dora Siliya squeezing my President’s love pimple, or caressing his whiskers in public, you would have heard the haters yapping.
9 Nov 2016
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Joseph Mwenda
Love for dinner
FIRSTLY I would like to apologise to Mr Kaizer Zulu on behalf of all his critics.
9 Nov 2016
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Joseph Mwenda
The side chick is you
ROSES are red, violets are blue. If he was busy on Valentine’s Day, the side chick is you!
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